Arrrrrgggg!! v. HIIIIYAAAAH!!

For this incredibly awesome Thursday (ok, it's been rather average), I thought I'd spice things up with a would you rather. For those of you who have never played would you rather, all it consists of is answering a scenario question about what you would rather do. Fairly self explanatory right? However, it turn into an epic, disgusting, hilarious, FAN-freakin-tastic game to play with friends, family, or anyone you may run into on the street.
Alright folks, time to ask (and answer) the age old question of time...would you rather be a pirate or a ninja? I love this WYR question! Who out there has never answered this question? In fact it is such a fun question that I even asked the two kiddos I nanny for today-both boys, to get their expert opinions :)
Here is what they had to say on the topic:

Jack age 6- "I would want to be a ninja because no one would know who I was." He is elusive lol

Sam age 2- "I would be a ninja so I could HIYAAA! and BAM! (insert two year old swinging away and or the bat from Anastasia :) Smart kids! I'm pretty sure I would follow suit and choose to be a ninja over a pirate as well. Let me tell you my reasons why, they are three fold.  

1.) Ninjas get to do all the really tricky, sneaky, awesome quests.

2.) Ninjas get to use throwing stars and THAT is badass.

3.) Ninjas aren't required to be stinky 24/7 and I'm pretty sure I get seasick.

 

I could come up with several other candid, legit reasons why being a ninja would be much more KICKASS than a pirate (I look great in black for another;), but I'd be more interested to hear what you would choose :) So, what'll it be...ninja or pirate?